Seriously, you guys. Think about what you are asking me to do. You really want me to join Farmer’s Only????  What, am I your personal guinea pig?

So what do I get out of the deal? (Will work for Jack, will work extra for Limited Edition 2013 Holiday Jack.) And let’s make sure we’ve thought this through. Because I live on a farm, and because there’s no way of meeting any really decent people up here (see post from earlier this week about my not so Ok Cupid experiences…) we’ve decided that somehow downgrading to an even worse dating site makes sense? 

Apparently as of 2012, they had over 200,000 members. I don’t know if I’m impressed or creeped out. I mean, what are the chances that there’s even anyone remotely normal on there if I’m batting a thousand on Ok Cupid which has a bazillion members? Maybe we go with the logic that smaller pond means less sharks. Hmmm, that could work.

Of course you guys do realize that there’s always a chance that 90% of the people on there are from Nebraska eating fried mayonnaise balls, and if you want to know how I feel about that, well just watch this: 

Okay, now that we have that out of the way, what exactly do you guys propose?