The weather here has been insane. Sunday it was 57 degrees, and dropped to 0 with wind chill of -20. Yes, you read that right. Mother nature needs some wine for herself. Fortunately, I have some for her, though I’m reconsidering sharing thanks to the ice that she left for me on my doorstep.

This conversation actually happened. Welcome to my life. And wine.

You’re welcome, mother nature. Thanks for the spinach and kale.